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by Monitor Lizard

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Informant 01:44
I got a job at the NSA Secret meetings with the FBI Takin' notes about the calls you’ve made Implant your brain with a trackin device I’m with the NSA I’m with the FBI Everything you do I’m keepin' tabs, that’s right!
Pushed Aside 00:39
Pushed aside, pushed aside, pushed aside Passed up, pushed aside, left behind Can’t get a decent job, Bleedin' on the sidewalk Ambulance truck Just passes me by! Pushed aside, pushed aside, pushed aside Passed up, pushed aside, left behind Need EBT? You stand in line Jump through hoops Get pushed aside.
Con Man 01:07
Politicians grit their teeth About dealers, nosebleeds What’s good in your gated neighborhood? You don’t know shit About poverty or fiends, Crushed pills on the dash... Bill, you gotta ditch the kid at this Indiana truck stop Cornfields, White Castle scraps on the asphalt I’m pissed off Rollin' up dope in the bathroom stall D.N.A. Fucked since day one, now I’m 28 Still got that bastard rage Pop a pill, all I see is a Wad of money Bum on the street Sleazy swami Predator, priest I ran to the church Goin' berserk Confessin' my sins Aint to late to convert Read a book Now I’m fuckin cured! 2 weeks later ended up in a psych ward... Don’t you know who the fuck I am? Holy cow turns to holy ash Aint your friend, I’m a confidence man Can’t sleep, can’t eat Shave my head for a false belief Left with a void – no feeling.
Piss Test 01:19
Back in Chennai cops would confiscate my doja Aint get a bite cuz monkeys nabbin' at my dosa Can’t keep me down though, man – I’m Michael fuckin' Jordan I’m so ill Terrific scientist or scientific terrorist? Sometimes you fuckboys ask a lot of stupid questions Like, "Where you work at, Seven Eleven?" …Nah man. I’m so ill I’m so illegal… Some fuck Called me Aziz Dude, I aint that guy on TV This job Fuckin' sucks Blunts to the head then I piss in a cup Deport my ass now I’m fuckin' crammed Six Brahmins in a tuk tuk So what? I’m uncut You got jokes, bro? Shut the fuck up No S.P.F. At the beach, Just four doses of a rabies vaccine Stray dogs always on my ass… Fail a piss test – you’re fuckin' canned! You’re fuckin' canned.
Parasite 00:40
Sunday I went to buy a gram Monday I passed out at the lab You couldn’t catch me on the street without a bag of reefer Eat from the hand that wipes your ass – that’s typhoid fever Wednesday I went to grab a bite Next day I had a parasite…
Deadbeat 00:49
Maxed out her credit Gas and electric on sudden death At our one room flat Workin' 12 hour shifts just to pick up the slack you DEADBEAT DEADBEAT DEADBEAT – motherfucker’s M.I.A. DEADBEAT DEADBEAT… Watchin' Friends re-runs at the Section 8 Cockroach infested My head’s infested with nihilism I wanna get out So I’m hoppin' onto the 51 Crosstown DEADBEAT DEADBEAT DEADBEAT – dude aint even got a job DEADBEAT DEADBEAT… Resin hits at the Taco Bell parkin' lot... I got broken teeth and my head’s fuckin' split But you sit on your ass, cash a government check you DEADBEAT! DEADBEAT! DEADBEAT!
I’m comin' down from this Hindu kush like Malaysian Airlines Coochie on my mind Ants in the jetti, itchin' at my nuts Skippin' English class, cricket wit the cuz Sick with typhoid I’m all busted up Hustlin' incense Wreckin' on a speed bump Europeans sittin' back, sippin' on Ceylon Bamboo mat, that’s what I been sleepin' on Wakin up at 3am, solvin' differentials White man shudders cuz I’m playin' with chemicals Everybody flockin' to see the Afro Baba Everything’s for sale, Yoga is a cash crop Government thugs huntin' Tigers in Sri Lanka And bombs are goin' off! Colonizer – you plant the seed Now there’s no asylum for the refugees From tea plantation to deportation The war is “over” but the guns still blazin'...
Shitty Cops 01:09
Detention, interrogation Harassment – No explanation Flash my badge and I walk away With a bag of grass and handful of rupees I bust you for nothin' I bust you with weed I bust your fuckin' head with a nightstick Hands in cuffs – you’re fucked! Fratboys and DAAP brats and future Y.P.’s Are the only people you protect Amped up and shootin' black kids at 2AM How the fuck you get away with it? Fuck. You. Shitty. Cop. Cincinnati cops, Miami cops, Chennai cops Can’t. Trust. Any. Cops. Locked-up, got a case, I’m pissed Cuz I don’t even know what the fuck I did!
Me and Abhi crash your party Drink all the beer in your fridge Creep through the house to your bedroom Take all your shit, smoke all your shit, wreck all your shit! Can’t explain cuz I’m sick in the head And I’m a bad motherfucker Can’t explain and I don’t have to I just do what I wanna Quick everybody get the fuck out! Here come the police Call me a fag As I slip out the back With a Mac in my hand Plus all your weed And your car keys My revenge! Punx revenge.
How Many 01:07
How many of us are crazy? How many of us are broke? How many of us get fuckin' rowdy? How many? No way You can’t save Me now No hope Just smoke Weed now Sick of livin' in poverty I’m gonna freak out! I’ve had enough… How many in an asylum? How many stuck in a rut? How many of us get violent? How many? No way You can’t save Me now No hope No hope No hope Livin' and dyin' in poverty.
"Kaapi, kaapi, masala chai..." I’d rather hit the Indo Crack a Miller High Life Can’t make sense of this world I’ve tried! Why’s everybody so uptight? “Take these eights, baby don’t late” Runnin' barefoot, I missed my train I’m higher than interest rates at the payday loan place Flashbacks! Crazy fucks that call your ma nonstop Can’t look back! Cruisin' up the block with his headlights off Can’t look back! Fist fights, broken dishes, bad luck Can’t look back! That’s me knee deep in a flood Makin' my way through the slums I can’t look back… I’ve got to send some money to my fam Fuck silicon valley – that’s a corporate scam My blood sugar’s crashin', I probably need a snack Cuz bein' mad as fuck’s just a waste of my time, man Goddamn… Maybe I’m better off makin' 6 clams a day Buildin' statues in Dubai Pickin' up scraps, scrubbin' windows at the traffic light The way a Brahmin goin', goin' out like Veerappan Turnt up, I don’t give a fuck!
Severe House 02:39
Black out on Wheeler Street Junkies break in and take Ryan’s TV, PlayStation 3, Wad of cash and my stash of weed plants Pistol whipped Some fuckin' kid Snoopin’ for a bag Or a way to get in Bust open the cellar Snuck in up the basement stairs Beat that fuckin' redneck’s ass And dragged his ass to an ATM Been watchin' the flashlights Flickerin' in the dark Parked outside... A getaway car! Me and 10 Brahmins Crammed in an apartment This house is a target I gotta run… --- Bleached like a magazine – artificial white Brown Basmati and I’m reppin' Chennai Fairness cream is a Nazi sceme Poisonin' your mind, mind, mind… Call me at 513-BIN-LADN I’m in the buildin' eatin' tikka masala A lot of white girls try to holla White dudes say I’m a spy, spy! And now I know that Hell is real No melanin – your skin is peeled First grade I learned to microwave Sleep next to a can of Raid Bangin' on the door, landlord wants the rent Fuckin' IRS… Where’s that refund check at? I’m jackin' T.P. and a bag of rice Hop on that Sleeper Class, I pay for shit with stamps Another overdraft, I call check into cash I’m resentful of everything you have Walk home with a grocery bag They run up on you 10 on 1 Fuck it man, This Norwood basil’s got me lifted Bitch I’m on a plane ridin' first class But my name’s on a no-fly list Sold some jizz, all my records and shit just to pay the heatin' bill Kickin' it with the babes at Bessie Beach Pissed on a statue of Gandhi and passed out Now I’m cross-legged, prayin' cuz the goddamn neighbors got malaria...
Speed demon on a motorbike – get outta my way I’m on that Hindu chronic and I’m swervin' through the lanes Takin' what I want cuz this world’s a fuckin' waste Cuz this world’s a fuckin' waste! That set the minimum wage Throw your ass in a cage Dregs stuck at the bottom Whores on top doublin' their profits Thrown to the wolves, dressed in rags Deadbeat dad, hands tied behind your back The scumlord’s kids cracked your skull with a pipe Workin' all night on an assembly line I keep a cricket bat next to the bookcase Lay in bed and wait Another British Invader Corporate slave trader! --- Fightin' over water, sewage leaks "Alright man, lets go eat baji" (starvin' dogs followin' me) Dum and chai at a roadside shop Fake passport I’m goin' to Dubai (homeless kid starin' at me covered in dirt beggin' for a rupee)
Sick problems Pilin' up I just can’t solve em My mind’s so fucked! Maxed out another credit card Blacked out in the backyard Aint takin' life too seriously Shout out to interest and late fees Bill collector, you can’t reach me I’m off the motherfuckin' grid, my dude At the embassy got pink-slipped Pulled over, put on a watch-list They got me under surveillance Catch me do alotta stupid shit Stuff up my pockets at Ameristop Punch a frat boy in the head That’s right, I got sick problems Sick problems!


released September 19, 2015

Recorded and mixed by John Hoffman and Jerry Westerkamp in Latonia, KY. Available on CD September 19th.

LP out this winter on Realicide Youth Records.


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